So I had to go out to Virginia into "the burbs" to run some errands and buy a wedding gift today and.....
as I was checking out at the local "Specialty Store" with my gift the cashier told me the total was $76.21. I reached into my pocket and gave her $81.26.
She told me "No, no you gave too much moonee" I replied "Yes, I know. I gave you an extra dollar and penny because I don't want singles and the pennies back".
She looked at me with confusion and curiosity in her eyes and tried to return the single dollar and penny.
I told her to just simply put in the amount into the big machine and it will tell you how much I get back!
She tried again to return the dollar and the penny at which point I commented to the customer behind me...
"and I thought the Chinese were good at Math" while chuckling to myself.
Well the customer scoffed and said to me "My husband is Viatnamese"
I said "I'm sorry" to which she replied "Well, you should be!"
I said "No, honey. I meant I'm sorry that your husband is Viatnamese"
I rapidly got my $5 and nickel back and literally ran for the car, locked the doors and sped away.