Not much to report on today from Saba so I thought I'd share a cute little joke that was sent to me.
And NO, we don't serve Spaghetti on our menu at Bistro del Mare!!
For Several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or embarass his wife he paid the woman a large sum of money to return to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed he would pay for child support until the child turned 18 years old.
She agreed but asked how he would know when the child was born.
He told her, to keep it discrete, to simply mail him a postcard and write "Spaghetti" on the back and he would arrange the start of the child support.
One day about 9 months later he came home to his confused wife. She said "Honey, I got this very strange postcard in the mail today". "Just give it to me and I'll explained later" he said.
She complied and handed over the postcard to which the husband, as he read it, turned pale white and fainted on the floor.
On the card was written:
SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI
THREE WITH MEATBALLS, TWO WITHOUT
SEND EXTRA SAUCE!
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