My Cysterectomy

OK, I was convinced that I just had this really disgusting pimple that wouldn't pop on my face but after weeks (Ummn, months) of it I went down to the hospital only to have the doctor confirm it was a sebaceous cyst and that it needed to be removed.

So after a little local anesthesia and four fucking shots, he cut it open, dug in and started pulling scraping and gauging away!! 45 minutes later and several stitches it's all gone and I'm back in business. I asked to Doctor to make sure that my scar will be really macho and cool so I can regale people with stories of me getting into a bar fight with knives and shit like that.


Come on guys, I have to live vicariously with the thought of living a cool and exciting life like other people!!